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betas

moet

is that what your hand was doing under the table...

I thought you were texting?!

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fail blog

keep ur hands off my starfish

what did the egg say to the boiling water

i was just laid yesterday...i won't get hard so easily...

-ben



In biology and psychology, the term Coolidge effect describes a phenomenon—seen in nearly every species in which it has been tested—whereby males exhibit continuously high sexual performance given the introduction of new receptive partners.[1][2]

-benji

coffee & tv

diesel

when i was your age, pluto was a planet

So you think you're smart?

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Champagne Cocktail recipe

for a seemingly simple drink, there are many variations when it comes to making this New Year’s Eve classic. According to cocktail expert Dale DeGroff, the recipe should go like this: Champagne Sugar cube Angostura Bitters Place the sugar cube in the bottom of a champagne glass, add two dashes of Angostura Bitters and then pour champagne on top. Some people, however, choose to dispense with the sugar cube and just add the bitters in the bottom of the glass, along with a strawberry, before filling with champagne. Either way, from here you can garnish with a lemon or orange peel, top up with cognac or Grand Marnier and voila

f n p

benji says: where we going? I pick u then park ah or fark then eat
-earwax- says: hahahhah u arh
benji says: I mean park
-earwax- says: park first dear
benji says: PARK heheheehh Freudian Slip
-earwax- says: f adn p on the keyboard quite far apart lei 'letter f' n letter 'p' that is hahah
benji says: The F and the P are quite close to each other.... God invented Men and Women to have a Playground right next to a Sewer System.....
-earwax- says: AHHAHHA