An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyption, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, an Indian, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Swiss, a Kiwi, and a South African went into a nightclub. The bouncer says, "Sorry, you can't come in without a Thai!"