Friday, March 18, 2011

The Top Ten 10 Things To Do With Your Pet Fish

1. Watch your fish swim around while you eat sushi, contemplating how tasty they would be if they weren't your pet.
2. Teach them tricks like following your finger along the glass or hiding under rocks when you tap the glass.
3. I take #2 back, check this video out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRrrNL-mi4
4. Have them fight to the death, best with Chinese Fighting Fish.
5. Pet your fish.
6. Name your fish.
7. Have them chase a laser pointer around, actually works until the figure out it's not food.
8. Have them eat out of your hand. Just like every animal that depends on you to feed them, they'll do it.
9. Watch them swim.
10. Watch them decompose.

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