An American, a Japanese, and a Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at himquestioningly"That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skinof my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese liftedhis palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone.I have a microchip in my hand.
The Singh felt low-tech andinferior.
He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American &the Japanese.
He decided to take a break in the toilet.
When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper gotstuck and hanging from his ass.
The others raised their eyebrows and said,"Wow! What's that?"
Instead to be embarrassed, inspirationstruck his mind.
The Singh explained, "I'm getting a FAX."