Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas> Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like> alcohol at all.>> He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was> feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.>> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is> a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next> to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of> him, all clean and pressed.>> He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly> clean. So is the rest of the house.>> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back> at him in the bathroom mirror.>> Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red> with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:>> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make> you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian">> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the> table, eating.>> Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?">> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell> over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and> got that black eye when you ran into the door.>> Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order> and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for> me??">> His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she> tried to take your pants off, you screamed,>> "Leave me alone, I'm married!!">>> Broken Coffee Table $239.99> Hot Breakfast $4.20> Two Aspirins $.38> Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!