A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headachesI've> been having all these years? Well, they're gone."> "No more headaches?" the husband asks,"What happened?" His wifereplies,> "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a> mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I donot > have> a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches areall> gone.">> Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven'tbeen> exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don'tyou> go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" Thehusband> agrees to try it.>> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off hisclothes,> picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on thebed> and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back.">> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later andjumps > into> bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.>> His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "I'mreally> pleased darling now don't move! I will be right back." He goes backinto> the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first > time.>> The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says,"Don't> move, I'll be right back.">> With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly> follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the > mirror> and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not mywife!">> His funeral service will be held on Saturday