TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a
danger to mankind you wage a war to save the world and grab their cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide.
ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
AUSTRALIAN ECONOMICS You have two fat cows. You marry one and keep the other one as a mistress.